I want to have your abortion
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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