I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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