Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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