careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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