I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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