Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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