I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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