this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
there was a trapeze. enough said
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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