OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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