I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm passing your future prison.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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