will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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