Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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