Three words: puerto rican gang bang
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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