The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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