oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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