it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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