i don't like sucking hair
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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