oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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