There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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