That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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