YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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