So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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