Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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