How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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