Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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