Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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