Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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