My hand turned me down
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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