i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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