It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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