i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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