I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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