Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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