Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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