Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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