Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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