at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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