Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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