smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
As shirtless as possible
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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