I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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