Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize