Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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