So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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