I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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