He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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