If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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