It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school