After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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