How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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