that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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