Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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