so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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