ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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