all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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