sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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