i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
